((Editor: Thanks to the e-mail forward for this funny of the week.)) One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
*Snicker* Ok a bit of a funny for the folks. Tim Hawkins sings songs that famous Rock Stars will be singing in their old age. Ok last one for Dad. You were always waiting for us in the car and I know that at sometime this must have crossed your mind. *snicker*
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT ( I don’t care what party you like or what you believe, this one’s funny!!) A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
**UPDATE** Due to some “person” that found no HUMOR in this piece clearly marked as HUMOR and FAMILY AND FRIENDS I have submitted this revised version and made the article PRIVATE. Therefore, to view this article you must 1) figure out how to join, since that is not given without knowledge of a WP blogsite [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
First one of a political nature: Second one of a polite nature: Lastly one of political practicality: Note: This one is not laugh-out-loud funny. This piece is a thinker’s funny in an ironic way on the note that some of the neo-con (closet tax and spenders) in the RNC are now attempting to get the [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
This one has to make the “too much free time” file. Seems there is a shock wave of concern over the new obamatization of the Missile Defense Agency’s new logo. Here are the two logos side by side for review: Old Version New Version The “story” has been gathering Diggs, hence the reason I even [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
ABC News – KTNV.com Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) – Mayor Oscar Goodman has refused an invitation to meet with President Obama when he arrives in town on Thursday. Mayor Goodman called President Obama a slow learner after he told Americans not to blow money on a weekend in Las Vegas if they were saving to [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. He is as sly as a fox. We ate too much like hog’s at a troth. She dances as graceful as a gazelle. You smell like a horse’s arse. He is a real jackass. She is a real b*tch. They are all [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
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Tucson, Arizona September 15, 2001
Cochran Family in the first white strip - left side bottom
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