((Editor: Thanks to the e-mail forward for this funny of the week.)) One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
*Snicker* Ok a bit of a funny for the folks. Tim Hawkins sings songs that famous Rock Stars will be singing in their old age. Ok last one for Dad. You were always waiting for us in the car and I know that at sometime this must have crossed your mind. *snicker*
JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT ( I don’t care what party you like or what you believe, this one’s funny!!) A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
**UPDATE** Due to some “person” that found no HUMOR in this piece clearly marked as HUMOR and FAMILY AND FRIENDS I have submitted this revised version and made the article PRIVATE. Therefore, to view this article you must 1) figure out how to join, since that is not given without knowledge of a WP blogsite [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . ..’My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs – – - [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
He’s the President who’s always got something to say and somewhere new to say it. On Pat Boone’s Post-American Bandstand, they’re celebrating him with a song. http://www.PJTV.com. Director – Roger L. Simon Joe Jones (lead singer) played by Alfonzo Rachel Backup Singer – Al Sonja Schmidt Backup Singer- Laura Orrico Backup Singer- Sharise Parviz Background [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
What if the U.S. government released an “educational video” to teach today’s Americans how to be good citizens? Humor (satire) has been a way of teaching folks good lessons through being able to laugh at the real world that they can’t see for the nose on their face.
To All My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
I love a good tingling leg story. Chris Matthews was having a good time interviewing radio talk show host and Tea Party Express organizer Mark Williams. The smile was quickly wiped off Matthews’ face when Williams responded “You’re making my leg tingle…” Mr. Obama had this to say about Chris Matthews after the great leg [Click here to continue reading the full article...]
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Tucson, Arizona September 15, 2001
Cochran Family in the first white strip - left side bottom
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